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Sports Flash!! Enter This Contest & Support A Blogger Sports Person
As a blogger, I like to support other bloggers. Not financially. I like to link to them and stuff like that. There are movie blogs and music blogs that I visit quite frequently, most of which you can...
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How To Handle Office Firings The Cinematically Correct Way
It’s a new year and you know what that means? Three words pal: job performance evaluation. That being said, yesterday, I had to say goodbye to four co-workers. It’s never easy saying goodbye to...
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Flash Gordon: A Midnight Viewing Retrospective
The midnight movie is a huge cult phenomenon. Initially, the movies that were shown at midnight were low-budget, obscure movies that the general movie going public wasn’t really into. Then, “The Rocky...
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The New Pornographers Make The Greatest Music Video Of All Time
There hasn’t been any posts here in forever. Why? I’m yet again writing for another movie site. This one is called Red Carpet Crash and my snarkiness doesn’t even come close to matching their snark....
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Why Dallas Sucks At Handling Anything Not Involving Fake Boobs & Sunshine
You are looking at the tire of a Toyota Camry. This morning, said Toyota Camry tried to stop on an iced over driveway and instead, slid into oncoming traffic. It is not my Toyota Camry, it is Mrs....
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Halladay, Blanton, Lee, Oswalt, Hamels: The Greatest Five Man Table Sit Of...
It’s going to start early this year. I’m already in full-on Phillies giddiness. For example, today’s work clothes consist of a brand new Phillies hoodie, a Cliff Lee thong, and nothing else. Oh yeah....
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Attention! Stop The Radiohead Backlash!!
After five or six spins through the latest Radiohead album, “The King of Limbs”, I’m here to tell you that I’m a fan. I’ll be the first to admit that it’s not even remotely close to “The Bends” or “OK...
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The Ten Things You Can Watch Me Do During My Fantasy Baseball League Draft
1. Highlight names of players I draft in yellow. 2. Wonder how the other MLB teams don’t have Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee, Cole Hamels, & Roy Oswalt. 3. Consult local legend/draft expert/Super Bowl...
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First Post In Forever That Will Make Any Son With A Father Cry
Yup, it made me weepy. It’s about time that my boy JK Simmons really got something to dig into. That guy is such greatness. Also, if you are really missing me (and who isn’t), be sure to read Red...
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First Real Appearance Of Me Coincides With First Appearance Of Wayne Coyne
Last night, lead singer of The Flaming Lips/greatest rock front man alive today Wayne Coyne personally delivered vinyl copies of his band’s collaboration with Neon Indian to Good Records in Dallas, TX....
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